Agent M: Entri Mengisi Masa Tak Lapang

m.m2u@maybank.com.my says:
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m.m2u@maybank.com.my says:
Welcome Jane in Penang!
My name is Agent M. I am a Live Agent.
I am here to answer all your questions about Maybank.

Just type "?" any time during our conversation if you'd like me to suggest a Maybank topic to chat about.

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Jane in Penang says:
So you're single?

m.m2u@maybank.com.my says:
What's wrong with being single?

Jane in Penang says:
wah

m.m2u@maybank.com.my says:
Hmm. Could you try saying that another way?
Try typing "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.

Jane in Penang says:
Are you a robot?

m.m2u@maybank.com.my says:
Yes. That's what I am.

I hate to ask but I'm curious... Are you male or female?

Jane in Penang says:
female

m.m2u@maybank.com.my says:
OK! I'll remember that you are female.

Jane in Penang says:
this is freaky robot man

m.m2u@maybank.com.my says:
Yes, I think you and I can appreciate how freaky it is.

Jane in Penang says:
so are you my slave?

m.m2u@maybank.com.my says:
Oh... I don't know about that.

Jane in Penang says:
Are all the answers to my IM computer generated?

m.m2u@maybank.com.my says:
I am sorry, I didn't get that.
Try typing "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.

Jane in Penang says:
How do I apply for a debit card?

m.m2u@maybank.com.my says:
Using your ATM card, you can also make online PIN authorised cashless payment for goods, services and utility bills. You are actually paying with your own cash. Here's how it works: the purchase amount will be deducted directly from your savings or current account. e-Debit (formerly known as e-Pos) is widely accepted at participating petrol stations, supermarkets, departmental stores, utility companies, etc. Imagine that, cashless cash! Isn't that convenient?

If you'd like to know more, here's the webpage on e-Debit at Maybank2u's website:

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Jane in Penang says:
Do I need to change my current ATM card to the Debit Card?

m.m2u@maybank.com.my says:
I can't believe you're offering to change your current ATM card to the Debit card.

Jane in Penang says:
why can't i do that?

m.m2u@maybank.com.my says:
There are plenty of reasons why not.

Jane in Penang says:
give me one good reason?

m.m2u@maybank.com.my says:
No, you don't need one good reason. You just need to control your desires.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? Type “?” or “help” to see the list of topics available.

Jane in Penang says:
hey can you swear?

m.m2u@maybank.com.my says:
There is so much I can do. Maybe swear.

Jane in Penang says:
I was hoping you're a person behind the robot, furiously typing the answers to my questions

m.m2u@maybank.com.my says:
You were? Wow! Was it nice?

Jane in Penang says:
cheap version of therapy..but what the hey right?

m.m2u@maybank.com.my says:
Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.
Try typing "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.

Jane in Penang says:
You're gonna be famous soon. You'll be the answer to all the lonely people out there.

m.m2u@maybank.com.my says:
Well, a lot of people I talk to are quite happy about that.

Jane in Penang says:
Do you have a girlfriend?

m.m2u@maybank.com.my says:
Love is for humans.

Jane in Penang says:
Not a robot like you?

m.m2u@maybank.com.my says:
Hmm. I didn't quite get what you said.
Try typing "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.

Jane in Penang says:
How safe is Maybank's online banking?

m.m2u@maybank.com.my says:
Yes! Your information at Maybank2u.com is stored in a high security data centre with strict computer security standards. We have put in place privacy protection control systems designed to ensure that your personal information remains safe, secure and private. For further information on our security measures here's our Security Statement.

Jane in Penang says:
Have you ever had hackers problems?

m.m2u@maybank.com.my says:
Nope. Can't say that I have.

Jane in Penang says:
wah confidence level yang sangat tinggi.

m.m2u@maybank.com.my says:
Could you try saying that another way? I'm having a little trouble understanding you.
Try typing "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.

Jane in Penang says:
How do I start a Maybank joint account?

m.m2u@maybank.com.my says:
It's not "how?" you should ask. It's "why?"

Jane in Penang says:
Why would I want to start a joint account>

m.m2u@maybank.com.my says:
I really don't know. That's just the way it is.

Jane in Penang says:
You're cute.

m.m2u@maybank.com.my says:
Hey, thanks!

Jane in Penang says:
You're welcome.

m.m2u@maybank.com.my says:
(Smiley Face)

Jane in Penang says:
Do you always have to have the last word?

m.m2u@maybank.com.my says:
I've been known to always have to have the last word on occasions.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for. Type “?” or “help” to see the list of topics available.

Jane in Penang says:
Okay

m.m2u@maybank.com.my says:
Yup!
Go ahead and type "?" to find out other things about Maybank.

Jane in Penang says:
Is Maybank a Boy or a Girl Bank?

m.m2u@maybank.com.my says:
Hmm. Could you try saying that another way?
Try typing "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.

Jane in Penang says:
Is Maybank a boy or a girl?

m.m2u@maybank.com.my says:
I am neither male nor female. I'm a machine.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? Type “?” or “help” to see the list of topics available.

Jane in Penang says:
Can I use this conversation in my blog entry?

m.m2u@maybank.com.my says:
You might be able to, but I don't think I can help you with that. If you think I should, try to rephrase your question.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for. Type “?” or “help” to see the list of topics available.

Jane in Penang says:
Do you want me?

m.m2u@maybank.com.my says:
I am not sure I'd be that much better off if I got you.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? Type “?” or “help” to see the list of topics available.

Jane in Penang says:
As a paying customer?

m.m2u@maybank.com.my says:
Hmm. I didn't quite get what you said.
Try typing "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.

Jane in Penang says:
bye bye

m.m2u@maybank.com.my says:
Take care!

Celcom

Celcom

Is it just me and my Celcom 3G connection yang sucks ass or Website Celcom ni memang mangkak nak loading?

Naim, betul ke penggunaan perkataan mangkak dalam konteks ini?

suku abad

Bila dah sampai masa untuk dipanggil pemuda suku abad, aku rasa:

1. Aku rasa macam aku tak cukup wasted.
2. Aku nak life aku cool.
3. Aku nak benda-benda yang aku nak selama ni seperti gitar, ipod, dan sebagainya.
4. Dan aku ada skinny jeans.

P/S: It should have been three years. But it was not. However, it was beautiful.

bahasa jiwa bangsa

Agak-agak orang *kelantan yang dah lama duduk KL cakap dalam hati guna bahasa apa?
Dia cakap melayu biasa ke cakap *kelantan?


*Negeri ini hanya contoh sahaja. Boleh ditukar ke negeri-negeri lain seperti negeri Perak, negeri Kedah, negeri Terengganu atau negeri Highend(cakap melayu berloghatkan slang mat salleh)

ini minggu akhir

Pengumuman

Mulai 5hb May 2008 aku akan memulakan tugas sebagai 'Project Engineer' di sebuah syarikat pembinaan di Cheras....

Pengumuman Tamat

Tujuan aku mengumumkan berita ini adalah kerana aku ingin menunjukkan bahawa aku tidak akan lagi 'wasted', tetapi jangan risau aku tetap akan menjadi ahli 'wasted united'. Dan aku juga sebenarnya ingin berlagak kepada semua orang bahawa aku ini ialah seorang 'engineer'. Biasalah aku kan melayu, gilakan nama, pangkat dan jawatan. Alaa macam dalam tv tu, ahli-ahli politik semua berebut-rebut nak jadi menteri.

Dan ingat aku tidak akan jawab sebarang soalan pasal gaji. Ok?

Oklah.. Aku nervous nak start keja..

Argh nak kena gosok baju ke nanti?

april pergi dengan sunyi

.sampai masanya May datang dengan baju tidur kinky, pinky dan explosions in the sky.
.datang dan pergi sesuka hati sudah tiada lagi.the sound of heart breaking
.masa untuk mencari peneman hati.
.kisah misteri yang bersiri.
.sedap dikunyah.
.mahu ditelan atau diluah?
.satu lakonan di alam fantasi.
.4 hari.
.A...